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  <title>Comments for Instructions</title>
  <subtitle>Trying to see the familiar in a new light.</subtitle>
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    <published>2006-12-28T19:06:10Z</published>
    <updated>2010-08-15T02:23:42Z</updated>
    <title>Instructions</title>
    <summary>My kids got these inexpensive book lights for Christmas from Santa. Push the button and it magically opens and turns the light on. Here are the instructions: Multifunctional Emergency Book Light Product Info: Mini book light small and exquisite automatism...</summary>
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      <![CDATA[<p><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.salguod.net/weblog/images/book_light_salguod_net_image_1.jpg"><img alt="" src="http://www.salguod.net/weblog/assets_c/2009/03/book_light_salguod_net_image_1-thumb-200x191-1332.jpg" width="200" height="191" class="mt-image-left" style="float: left; margin: 0 20px 20px 0;" /></a></span>My kids got these inexpensive book lights for Christmas from Santa. Push the button and it magically opens and turns the light on. Here are the instructions:<br />
<blockquote>Multifunctional Emergency Book Light<br />
<strong>Product Info:</strong> <br />
<ul><li>Mini book light small and exquisite automatism flex design. </li><br />
<li>LED light, luminosity high. </li><br />
<li>Sales promotion gift best of all select. </li><br />
<li>Three AAA batteries power supple, cost small, can change batteries. </li><br />
<li>Hydraulic pressure turn can pucker. Tote facility.</li></ul></p>

<p><strong>Product Function:</strong> <br />
<ul><li>Flashlights </li><br />
<li>Book reading light. </li><br />
<li>Emergency light.</li></ul></p>

<p><strong>Use's guide:</strong> <br />
<ul><li>Press [circle] key, product automatism unbar and lighting. </li><br />
<li>Press [rectangle] key, flashlight working.</li></ul></blockquote><br />
Automatism? Pucker? Tote facility?</p>

<p>Huh? </p>]]>
      
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    <id>tag:www.salguod.net,2006:/weblog//1.1304-comment:15231</id>
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    <title>Comment from Dan J on 2006-12-29</title>
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        <name>Dan J</name>
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	<![CDATA[<p>Bizarre</p>]]>
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    <published>2006-12-29T13:14:43Z</published>
    <updated>2006-12-29T13:14:43Z</updated>
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    <id>tag:www.salguod.net,2006:/weblog//1.1304-comment:15232</id>
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    <title>Comment from Anonymous on 2006-12-29</title>
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	<![CDATA[<p>Sounds like another Engrish incident.  See engrish.com for lots more hilarity like this.</p>]]>
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    <published>2006-12-29T13:34:03Z</published>
    <updated>2006-12-29T13:34:03Z</updated>
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    <id>tag:www.salguod.net,2006:/weblog//1.1304-comment:15239</id>
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    <title>Comment from Jeff Morris on 2007-01-03</title>
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        <name>Jeff Morris</name>
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	<![CDATA[<p>Ah, yes. The stuff for which the internet was created. Thanks for the laugh, brother!</p>]]>
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    <published>2007-01-03T16:17:44Z</published>
    <updated>2007-01-03T16:17:44Z</updated>
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