Snake On A Plane, No, Really

This story is a riot. The Snakes on a Plane movie people ought to give this guy something. Maybe they planted the snake in his plane. Here's some snippets from the AP article at FOX News:

"Nothing in any of the manuals ever described anything like this," the 62-year-old Cross Lanes resident said. But the advice given 25 years earlier from his flight instructor immediately came to mind: "No matter what happens, fly the plane."

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The next step was to radio for emergency landing clearance.

"They came back and asked what my problem was. I told them I had one hand full of snake and the other hand full of plane. They cleared me in."

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"If my wife had been in the plane, I wouldn't have a wife, a plane or myself," Coles said. "I don't know what might have happened if Killer [his pet Dachsund] had been in the plane, but it sure would have been a lot more exciting."

Now, if it had only been an Amish Family with the snake on the plane ...

Oh, and Greg, I beat you to it. :-)

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Stop the presses!!!!

Four Amish people in a Buick are shocked when Bat Boy lands plane full of killer Dachshunds and snakes on their barn roof as Jeff sings hit Amish song "Let's all quilt Talking and Get To The Corn!"



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