Instructions

My kids got these inexpensive book lights for Christmas from Santa. Push the button and it magically opens and turns the light on. Here are the instructions:

Multifunctional Emergency Book Light
Product Info:
  • Mini book light small and exquisite automatism flex design.

  • LED light, luminosity high.

  • Sales promotion gift best of all select.

  • Three AAA batteries power supple, cost small, can change batteries.

  • Hydraulic pressure turn can pucker. Tote facility.

Product Function:

  • Flashlights

  • Book reading light.

  • Emergency light.

Use's guide:

  • Press [circle] key, product automatism unbar and lighting.

  • Press [rectangle] key, flashlight working.

Automatism? Pucker? Tote facility?

Huh?

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Sounds like another Engrish incident. See engrish.com for lots more hilarity like this.

Ah, yes. The stuff for which the internet was created. Thanks for the laugh, brother!



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  • Ah, yes. The stuff for which the internet was created. Thanks for the laugh, brother!...

    Jeff Morris
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  • Sounds like another Engrish incident. See engrish.com for lots more hilarity like this....

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  • Bizarre...

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